Just as I was pondering my best means of getaway from Krusty , not so Trusty, Kiki, my Knight in shining armor appeared.

"Need a ride SP. Big Ted and I are doing our rounds checking out the campers are all behaving themselves, hop in."

Ah, the universe always provides.

"Don't mind if I do. How goes it Big Ted? I think I will take you home tonight you are so goddam cuddly."