Arrow and his Missus another PEX it couple arrived on the scene to survey the goings on

Aaawwww,Emily and Pinky Paws must come to our Disorient Party tonight as special guests of honor, I am DJing by the pool , let's celebrate their new found love all the campers together.

At the pool everyone seemed to have some kind of flotation device

I could see Emily and PP smooching in the water and folks quickly got used to it. New Yorkers handle most strange things quite well.

Pinky Paws there is plenty of room in this swimming ring for you Sweetie, let's go pick it up a notch

Ah, all's well that ends well as our bard would say, that was easy.

Secretly I was happy to see Emily tied up in more ways than one , yes we love it when our girlfriends meet the right chappie but most importantly with her smooching old PP , that left more opportunities for me to try and hunt down some action.

Now where did the other hunks go? Shaggy, quit wrestling with sharks and try and pin down an SP, now there's a real challenge.

By the pool I could hear folks screaming and lots of splashing sounds. Dopes, Emily and Pinky Paws may look fierce but they are just a young couple newly in love, fresh with that dewy excitement you get when that so hard to feel "click" actually happens. I had better get down there fast in case any macho man wannabe hero tries to harm the young lovers.

Errrrr ,hold your horses, there is a fifth contender , moi, Pinkie Paws, Emily must choose me!

Wow at the last minute a T Rex appeared from one of the camps, he seemed extremely determined to get Emily, being of the same dinosaur family.

Believe it or not, when I turned round the other four suitors had vanished. I think the general consensus was Pinky Paws was by far the best fit and no one cared to get on his bad side.

She had a very fetching and flattering pink and purple sparkly scarf and some of those light up rings around her horns.

The whole look was perfect shabby chic Burning Man glow in the dark come and get me if you dare. No wonder all the chaps were going crazy for her.

Someone had put a swimming ring around her to suggest she was game for some pool action too. At the tree the 4 aggressive suitors were lined up , leaving me three rejects unless she was one of those polyamorous dinosaur types, and as that was very prevalent in the camp, I would not put it past her, anyway I was hoping she was more normal.

"Emily,you look sexy shabby Burning Man hot, go girl, not one,not two, not three but FOUR suitors are waiting for you, can you pick one and put the others out their misery. PS. I would gladly take the other three rejects off your hand, save them pestering you any further. Now, who will it be?"
I enquired politely with not even a hint of jealousy, just some unnoticeable teeth gnashing.

Location:Meanwhile over by the tree Emily had thrown off the yoga scarf and baseball hat and was more festively attired