Hey Princess you got a date for Halloween ? I am available and willing to escort the SP through her adventures said a dashing undead suitor

Well that is most gallant of you Sir, but escorting me means protecting me from the Reptilians , are you up for that?
PS. I am not going out with you looking like that, you had better get that suit to the dry cleaners pronto.
Plus you are awful ashen in your complexion. In the city we expect that but in Sag Harbor we hope to see a fresher faced look. There is a wonderful spa called Gurneys in Montauk, a few hours in the sauna , steam and Roman baths and you will be right as rain. I have a 10 pack book, one is yours for $22. A good investment I think.