My searching had been fruitless . I guess catching a Skelly is like finding a good Prince who falls madly in love with you the moment he claps eyes on you , damn nigh almost impossible.
Ok I must keep my spirits up or wee Kenzie will wonder what is wrong with his Auntie SP.
That was a total wild goose chase but at least I got to see the abbey before all the crowds descend for William and Kate Middleton's wedding.
( how did she do it? she managed to nab her Prince Wills, surely she could put a book out on How to Nab Your Prince and rise from Commoner to Royalty. I think it would be an instant best seller.
Now my book , The SP Guide to Catching Skellys and Turning an Enemy into a Friend , so far it is not even a page written. I also plan to publish Dating Skellys, Dos and Donts. ( after my experience with Sam Skelly) Don't wear white as they are very grubby. Don't refuse the Batwing snacks they get very offended, just discreetly spit into a plant pot. Don't tell them you are dating others , they are highly possessive. Do accept a massage as their bony fingers get in all the nooks.
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