Och well I will have some tomato soup instead

I wish it was tomato rice flavor but plain old tomato will do I suppose. Let's see if I can open it?

Drat, drat and double drat, F A K E. Fake as well! It is all spongy and not metal at all. What is the world coming to when you can't get a simple mouthful of soup. I guess in her house they just eat the art instead. That must get quite pricy.

( I hope no one eats the Anish Kapoor , that would be a real waste.I would eat some of the other art pieces first at least. Anyway it is not my house, they can eat what they want, I guess.)