What to say , what to say, I agonized over a reply.

Well folks and family friends , the good news is I am working my way through the 50,000 Ok Cupid members and the 150,000 JDaters, so on the law of averages, I remain eternally optimistic, I lied, hopefully convincingly.

I think the barrage of emails is probably from title hunters and guys looking to get half of my royal Scottish Kingdom and Big McDaddy's castle, but as I remind myself you only need one. One gem.

Wee Mumsy this Scottish salmon is divine did you make my favorite desert, crepes Suzette , I hastily changed the subject.