Harry do you anything else spectacularly well apart from saving the world with your magic?

How about snogging? It is a lot safer than your other day jobs. I can show you the Scottish way, far more fun than the tired old French style, which has been passé for yonks.

Can you put your hands down a minute? You are starting to unnerve me. Relax, stand at peace, I commanded him, using an old royal command which works for dogs and young children but is as of yet untested for famous magicians.