Free bread and butter pudding ! With Vanilla ice cream! I said to the old lady with the much coveted yet another super cool 99 % sign

I'll watch your sign, hop along you need nourishment at your age out in the cold. Please their bread pudding is legendary.

Oh, what a delightful young lass you are, don't mind if I do, just watch my sign carefully it took hours to make with four different colors. I am starved this Occupy Hamptons is exhausting at my age, but more fun than bridge. My son made me promise I would not get arrested.

Mam, did you just say arrested? The coppers are on their way , I just got a revolutionary tweet from a comrade, go hide at B Smiths and stay safe.

So off she toodled , licking her lips at the thought of the free pudding, ( oh dear) leaving me in full charge of her sign!!! Victory!