I asked the Coaching section guy where the Kissing Area was.

I am here to turn you into a visionary and great speaker! Once you master that everyone will want to kiss you, you will wow the lads with your articulate profound messages. $20 an hour, interested?

Do you also offer Coaching for pick up lines and witty repartee? I asked hopefully.

Sure, we do all that, just sign on the dotted line.

I paid for ten hours on the spot, it couldn't hurt. Whatever it takes.
So now I am committed to being coached. Watch this space for revolutionary gems and brilliant thinking ....