In you go now Missy, he glared rather forcefully, for my taste.

He took a step in my direction and hoisted me into the store,by the scruff of my neck, where the staff had laid down the red carpet for me and picked out some Kol Nidre knockout dresses.

Half an hour and $599 poorer I ran out with an Italian GF mauve leather dress in hand. The warrior smiled at me sweetly when I left and gave me the thumbs up sign.

"See you for Sukkoht! Have an easy fast and happy 5772. He will surely inscribe you now, you will make it for glamor alone."

I rushed home excited about my grand entrance to Shul when I remembered you don't wear leather on Yom Kippur. Darn. That heimeshe warrior robot could have warned me, rotter.
Ah well it is a great date dress and after all this fasting and prayers my date luck must surely improve.