This sign warned off poisoned pizza which took months to work.

Yikes all the OWS folk were going to die lonely deaths in a few months and no one will know why. You read it here first in this blog but please no one accuse me.

I looked around to see if I could grab some poisoned pizza from some at great risk handsome revolutionary and save his poor life but no one was eating any contaminated pizza. I guess they all read the sign too. Phew! One less thing to do tonight, life saving can be taxing, just as well.