Did the cops have to get involved?

Princess, that poor unemployed joiner from Atlanta wants his sign back. You are not supposed to steal from the 99%, even if you are going through a bad bout of "Sign Envy" the new 21st century malaise."

"Officer, you look familiar, were you the Bobby kissing in the Banksy mural? You are certainly handsome enough. I was simply borrowing the sign to make a point to the coach here on how NVC may not work for dating. No harm meant. Please don't arrest me! In fact can you go and visit the culprit and tell him to pick up the bleedin' phone."

"We are quite busy down here at Zuccotti , not sure our duties stretch to date chastising!" they laughed non empathetically.