I see it now, The Scottish Princess Voodoo Store, my name in lights at last.

I will become famous and live in New Orlins and eat Crawfish Monica for breakfast and dinner every day. Life would be so simple. All the girls who moan about the latest jerk that dumped them could frcome straight to me. We sort them out.

"SP , what about your yoga and karma and being kind sto others,"Aileen was quite concerned at the new punishing me. "Book yourself in for ten double sessions at the Freudian Institute in
the West Village, I think you lost it. Too many crawfish enchiladas have gone to your brain,lass."

"I am on holiday and I just came up with a brilliant new business idea! Leave it out with the morality lecture. Hortense and I are going to rake it in. Come to think of it, you must have some crappy mean exes yourself , think back hard."
Hortense and I had really bonded, as long as she did not ask for my photo!

Come on we have a show to catch . She dragged me out before I had some more brilliant ideas involving voodoo punishments.