Hmmm... Let me impress this outstanding gentleman with the gold blouse and sexy swagger with my animal loving skills

I walked up to the mini horses left by their trusty riders ,who were drinking up a storm in the saloon, hoping to befriend them in some dramatic and awe inspiring way.
But the cheeky wee ponies ignored my charms and continued munching on their little fake carrots. The nerve, don't they know the SP is in town.