My sweet darling, you are wasting away so you are, I brought you your favorite jail treat, a home made blueberry muffin! How many days till you are out?

It was all going swimmingly well till she saw me crouching behind the ponies. Not so easy hiding behind them admittedly.
"Who is that cave woman leather clad minx,lay off my man!"
She roared! Yikes! Where are my trusty Knights in Shining Armor when I need them?
"Sweetness, that is our beloved Scottish Princess, she was only doing her duty of visiting the sick, the weary and the encased. She knew how starving I was being fed on one baked bean a day so she simply offered me a sugar lump. Thoughtful!"

"You don't fool me that sugar lump was for the ponies, no man in his right Minsk eats sugar lumps. You pair were up to good. Lady put 'em up!"