"Finally dinner is here. Let me sharpen my knives.

Princess, you look a tad skinny. I hope you have not been dieting, we have a lot of mouths to feed here and the thought of blue blood has all the household licking their lips."

"Who me, dieting? Not on your nelly. It is the rag and bone skinny jeans, in your days the women wore corsets, today skinny jeans hide a lot of evils. But why such an interest in my diet? It is nice to show an interest in what I eat, but no need to worry about me I have a reservation at 9 pm and will be stuffing my face about 9.05pm. Now Hairy One, no need to grab me so tightly I know you are excited for me to meet the other " Houslings" as they seem to be called . But must you grip my hand so fiercely?