Aww, how sweet, matching snowmen twins. We don't get your sort in the East village. Let me introduce myself, I am the Beautiful Fire Goddess. Let me shake your hands."
"Be off with you, back to the city. Shoo,Shoo, SHOO ! 311! 311! Bloomberg, help. Go away. We don't go for you Freak Fest EastVillage types in the burbs. Get that firey glove away from us. Bloomberg, help."
But the Fire Goddess could not resist them and her lonliness and longing for the innocent time of her childhood drew her closer and closer to the trembling snowmen twins.
"We are dripping, somebody take this lady home, please,311."
