Oh golly jeepers golly gosh. It is him. HIM, you know.

BO.

Barak Obama, right here in our wee party in the east village.

"Mr Obama, it is awful nice of you to pop by all the way from DC when you and the missus Michelle have all the high society balls to attend but I guess you promised to make an appearance at all the parties, so you have got to do the rounds, you must be exhausted after the long day you have had , poor wee mite.

Have a wee breather. Listen whilst I have you to myself, I am a BIG fan even if I was not allowed to vote for you. But please do pass a law quickly to make the SP blog compulsory reading for all Americans, some comedy would do the folks here the world of good as everyone is a little down about the economy, well just a bit. But some people have not noticed too much, well maybe the few that sadly are in a coma in a hospital bed, but they vote too or someone votes for them, so try not to worry about it all tonight on your first night as president.

Actually you don't look too well, no wonder you are sitting quietly in the corner. I will get Jan to bring you a nice refreshing orange juice, sit right there and don't move. Relax, the SP is on it. Why don't you put that heavy blue ball down, no one will steal it here, the East village is gentrified now."

Well I had better get toodling off as my wee toe is killing me note the orthopedic unsexy shoe and I promised Wee Mumsy I would only go out for ten minutes.

Night all you presidents past and future, good luck to you all I say.

Hey hold on, who is this poor unfortunate at the door? What is he holding? That looks might heavy, that beach ball.

Nothing, what a let down.

Gregoria, you should at least add a smell, that is what your public wants and needs, take note, the SP is not happy now. I do not know if I have a vase big enough for these ones. Maybe they are supposed to hang on the wall and never leave the wall. A bit sad when you can not take the flowers home after a party, I always try to as they throw them out anyway. Funny kind of flowers but cool, surreal, trippy colors, very festive. I like them, maybe Gregoria will make some for me if I ask him nicely.

These flowers are really beautiful and colorful. I think I will get a bit closer to smell them. I love the smell of flowers, don't you.

Ahhhh breathe in..... and take a deep sniff.

Oh here is another president, President Gregoria, and his hat is on straight and his stars and stripes cape is tres elegant. He made all these flowers in the background as he is a trendy avant garde sculptor in his spare time. Presidents have hobbies, remember they are human too, just like you and me.

But at least keep your wig on straight, how can you make any wise decisions if you can not see. Claudinsky, do something!He has had too many presidential tipples.

I am not sure which president Ryan is supposed to be but he gets Claudinsky's vote , it seems. (And mine for that matter. I don't have a vote but if I did I would certainly go for the best looking, I mean most qualified, candidate.)

At the inauguration party many presidents from the past came back to give Obama a thumbs up.

"Well you charming yankee silkee man, if you would like to be my bodyguard for the rest of the night I am certainly not going to say no.But why a noose around your neck, our guy won, it is all good."

"If he is bothering you just let me know and out he will go to the cold night air." said a gallant and sexy lad in a very patriotic silky and skimpy outfit.

"Here is a drink for the old codger,"said Jan kindly, he is an Osho guy so kindness comes easily to him.

"Princess, they would not serve me at the bar, will you please get me a drink, I am gasping after that long journey from Texas. Everyone is mean to me here except you."

"Oh good he is gone, he is not really a good looser is he. Michael, you can bring out your Obama clock necklace again, he toddled off to the bar to drink away his sorrows, it seems. We should be nice to him as he is human just like you and me." I told my friends, who were quaking with fear , as you can see, after such a scary encounter.

We learned that at Princess School, even the most annoying person is also human and part of your LLS Loyal and Loving Subjects community so be nice to all.

"Oh jeepers creepers, put that gun down, you are not allowed to wave guns here in the East Village.

It was him with the red top, Michael Cha, said you should go home, I am a big gatecrasher myself so as far as I am concerned you are welcome and go get yourself a beer over there, just put the weapon down, nice old man.Calm yersel' doon." (Ialways revert to the Glaswegian dialect when I get scared)

"It should have been me. Why did I not get GW t-shirts and clocks and magnets? It is not fair." Howled GW ( he seems a tad depressed poor wee thing).

"Because no one liked you," said Captain Dave, under his breath, but I could certainly hear it.

"SSSSHHH have some compassion, Captain Dave, can't you see the man is upset." I nudged my captain in the ribs.

There is nothing meaner than gloating, even if it IS true. A princess is nice to everybody that is number one in my Rules Manual.

Oh my who invited you!

A gatecrasher and he does not look too happy either and who can blame him.

"Look GW, you had your chance and an extra term after some good vote rigging and got rid of Mr Gore. Be dignified and go home to your ranch and let someone else have a go."

Ok so I sneaked out and hobbled out to the Inauguration party at the Theater of the New City. Here I am with my world famous NY society photographer friend Miss Lisa Ackerman.

This is the proud mummy of our hip hop doggy and his wee sister who has little pink suede bootees and a red sweater to keep her warm and protected from the New York winter. Hey, she is better dressed than me.

From the back his wee blue pants are falling down but maybe that is his cool Hip Hop slouchy ghetto chic look, the Doggie version.

When I was finally allowed out I rushed to Tompkins Square doggy run as I heard there was some doggy couture outfits that the SP had to report on, like this dashing mutt with matching shoes, sweater and little pants.

This Royal Command from Wee Mumsy made me very sad as I like going out to parties.

Thank you to all the SP fans out there who wrote me to say how sorry they were about the toe incident and for the bouquets. Much appreciated.

(PS . Wee Mumsy bought me these tartan pj's from Marks and Spencers in Mearns Cross Shopping Center in Newton Mearns and I still wear them almost every night 5 years later. Thank you Wee Mumsy, that was a thoughtful gift.)

Ok I am not looking at my best in this photo, but you see the SP is human too, just like you. I have off days, even me. Gosh , I hope this photo does not get to Hello or Tatler or People Magazine. Yikes.

When it happened Wee Mumsy and Wee McGrannykins called me long distance.

"No parties for you, you have to stay home and put your feet up and not move from 2nd Avenue, until the doctor says you are fit to go out," they said sternly.

Many of you know the SP broke her 4th right toe not so long ago and she had to curtail her Princess duties of going to parties and having fun.

Fridge magnets. Nice. Useful bling and look at all the choices you get.

I think I will have one of each. Yes, the hope one, the change one, the yes we can one. $20.

There that is me done my bit to save the world today, that was not too hard.

The New York Times said yesterday that by the end of 2009 there will be $50 million people unemployed. That is roughly sixteen Scotlands. Gosh, I had better buy another few badges for my friends. There were probably made in China.

Phew, I just saved a job in China. I feel much better now. The Chinese migrant worker does not need to go back to the countryside now in disgrace, thanks to me. Karma Shopping, it is a wonderful thing.

On my way home from work I noticed all the Obama bling that was available in Union Square.

In the Equinox 19th Street and Broadway gym last week I saw a young fit athlete sporting an Obama t-shirt, so obviously his popularity has not diminished yet and someone is making money from this stuff.

I can not imagine anyone wearing a Gordon Brown or Tony Blair t-shirt or watch. The UK had better get a move on and catch up and get someone sexy in charge is all I can say. How about me? (Great idea, lucky I just thought of it, but I do not want to move home. Ah well, I almost had a solution there. SP T-shirts could be so popular it could save the global meltdown in one fell swoop. Maybe it is my duty to go home but then the American economy would collapse and that is not fair either to my countrymates out here. Oh, what a quandry to be in.)

Happy President's Day to all my American LLS ( Loving and Loyal Subjects).
To celebrate I noticed our streets are filled with Obama bling such as this here T-Shirt.
One wonders if Obama has endorsed all the memorabilia available, it feels like we have Elvis Presly as a president.

To become an Obama supporter you only needed to put in $1 and then you had a chance to win a backstage pass for the inauguration.

In Scotland and the UK when prime ministers are elected there was never a backstage pass last I checked. Now we are cool here in the US, everyone needs to follow suit.