Hoots Mon! Here I am with my devoted trusty piper, Wee Johnie. Isn't he adorable? He does a fabulous job of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean, a much loved Scottish ballad. We are just going to a fantastico wedding party in London, note my Missoni sparkly princess dress. I find travelling with your own piper so convenient. He guarantees you entry to the best parties, makes a splendid bodyguard and is a good talking point. He does not say much but that is fine as he is not supposed to. And before you ask , he is not wearing anything under his kilt as that is forbidden according to Scottish traditions which I must abide by.