Here are I am slaving away, or rather here are my New York Apple toes, as I contemplate some fresh and creative options on where to put that pesky Scottish law firm, Horace McDougal LLP, for $35 in midtown.

Maybe they could sublease the loos in Grand Central or camp out directly under the 59th Street Bridge, at least they can go to that esteemed British institution Conran's Gustavinos for their client's lunches. I think the pool looks very refreshing and inviting and hopefully while I am doing my laps I will come up with somewhere inspiring, while burning calories at the same time. Who said we Scots can not multi task as good as the rest of them?