Actually from this angle he is really quite manly and not that bad looking at all and a damn sight better dressed than my last few dates, in that dapper bowler hat, reminds me of dear old Big Daddykins. I mean you have to hand it to him this dude has style, not that trying too hard to be casual, jeans and baseball sweatshirt type at all, a look which is totally overdone here. (Although I abhor smoking so it might not work. I am a bit picky, yes. )

Do you think he has a commitment problem like most New York single guys? He looks a wee bit peely wally (pale) as they say back home but nothing a good steaming plate of porridge and raisens lovingly prepared by my trusty manservant Mr MacTavish couldn't fix. I like older men. He looks intelligent, a good witty conversationalist, a great after dinner speaker, probably has a very good sense of humor, looking the way he does, he would have to. I think I will give him my number, what do you think?

I need a decent date for this big Halloween holiday that is coming up.....

Hold on, I'll be brave, nothing to loose, right, he can only say he is busy or has other plans.

"Hey , excuse me, hey Jimmy, Big Man, yes YOU mister , you handsome thing standing up there all by yourself, all nonchalent and sexy like, what are you doing for Halloween, I hear there is a great fetish party in Soho where you would probably be a huge hit. What do you say...

You will. Perfect. Your calender just happens to open that night. I can go as the fabulous Scottish Princess and you just have to be yourself. We will probably be a sensation."