The famous and fierce Mighty Metro Card Warriers will attend the Garden Party and offer all Iraqis on both sides free metro rides for a month on New York subways, if they can only agree to stop fighting( a saving of nearly $80 and amounting to a yearly wage for some of the poorer fighting factions so well worth it ).

The offer does not extend to terrorists or Suicide Bombers unless they can prove that terrorism was just a phase they were going through and they are totally reformed and good as gold now.

From General FFFB III's secret intelligence sources, we have learned that many warring individuals in Iraq are secretly dying be a tourist and dream of going to Times Square, seeing a Broadway Show, cuddling up under a cozy blanket on a horse and carriage ride around Central Park, and of course taking photos from the top of the Empire State Building at night. Now is their chance.

The NY Tourism Board are delighted with this plan and agree to extend the opening hours of the Empire State and light it up for that month with the colors of the national flag of Iraq as a welcoming gesture. If anyone actually knows the colors, please let us know ASAP.