When Batman heard that Superman is already taking a major role in this SP and her RH (Royal Highness) Save the Day in Iraq and Do a Way Better Job than Donny H Rumsfeld Mission, he was quite miffed at not being invited to join in earlier.

As we do not like to appear to show any favoritism where Superheroes are involved, we agreed to let Batman come on board and serve scones and sign autographs at the Garden Party, but only on one strict condition : -

He must promise that he and his eternal enemy, that scoundrel that all of us fear here in New York City, The Wicked and Wild White Jester Man, agree to stop squabbling and join forces instead. From here on they are to focus on something important - helping us with the Tartan Army's Mission to save Iraq, rather than vie for the best reviews in the next Batman movie.