Here I am again at the Bank Of Scotland Burns Supper at the super posh Palace Hotel on Madison Avenue, wearing my celebratory gold ballgown, we Scots wear gold on festive occassions as some of you know, from my burning Man pics.

This dashing young laddie, Douglas, was my gallant host for the night, see this excellent Before shot of him, all bright eyed and fresh. I am only helping him stand a wee bit. It was only the first toast. I very kindly let myself be used as a crutch as you can see.

He bribed me with a years shopping at Wholefoods not to show you the after photo so this is all you get, but the good news is my fridge is full for the first time in months.