"Hey! My name is Jeremiah the Just, also beginning with a "J".

I saw her first. All night I dream of holding that beautiful porcelain hand. The Lady of the Box belongs to me. Move over,Jeff, stand down and may the best man win.

PS the last man who messed with me had to learn how to write with two fingers. He now hops around town."

Wow, what is going on all these "J's" making a claim for my Lady of the Box. Things are looking up. Only 5 more days to find the true "J" but at least I have some offers. This should cheer up My Lady on Canal Street.