"Jeremiah the Joker you mean. Jeff the Jellybean, you two loosers are nothing but imposters.

I am Jeremy the Jubilant and if you read the neon sign on my hat, it says HERE, which means stop right here , you have found your man.

Don't move, Lady of the Box, I am coming to rescue you from those two twats who could never make you happy. I am famous for my hand massages, I will pamper and adore you for ever, my darling, delightful Valentine."

Wow, Jeremy sure lives up to his name. Things are hotting up all of a sudden, but something in my gut tells me none of these lads are my Lady's true love. What do you think SP friends?