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"Stop right now, Imposters, Loosers, Kinky Devils, Jellybeans, Jokers and Misfits, which all of you are, I mean what a mutley bunch, would you just look at yourselves. The Divine Lady of the Box wouldn't touch any of you mothballs even if she was stranded in the desert for twenty years. You numbskulls probably could not even find your way to Canal Street.
I am Joseph, the Heavenly Angel of Light and the Lady of the Box only has eyes for me, her saint and true love. I swear with every cell in my being that I will love her through thick and thin. I also make a mean roasted red pepper and goat cheese omlette that no lady can resist. Look in my eyes and see how the truth of the love in my soul emanates like sweet rays of pure, white light."
Enough, enough, I can't stand it any more. I never heard such drivel. Your SP has had her fill of these guys. They talk a good game but between you and me, they just don't cut it. I mean would you take any of these chaps back to your box ? ? ?
4 comments:
Monica, Keep that bar high! Certainly none of these chaps are worth the time of day, do they even own wallets let alone know how to use them?
Big hug,
Eliz.
i am truely enjoying the Valentine quest of finding 'the box with one her one graceful arm ' true love [how hilarious!!!]
you should make your readers vote.
of course i would choose joseph the heavenly angel aka yummy chris with his yummy vegetarian treats.
I am truly of my league. What was I thinking? A simple country guy like me could never win the affections of such an exotic New York lady in a box. But if your heart is ever broken by one of those devilishly handsome city boys, come to me and be happy for the rest of your life. I practice yoga daily because I know only the most flexible will be invited to enter your enchanting box.
Jeff, your Nevada admirer
I am truly out of my league. What was I thinking? A simple country guy like me could never win the affections of such an exotic New York lady in a box. But if your heart is ever broken by one of those devilishly handsome city boys, come to me and be happy for the rest of your life. I practice yoga daily because I know only the most flexible will be invited to enter your enchanting box.
Your Nevada admirer
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