"NO, NO, NO, IT CAN NOT BE. " I gasped. "Not my new best favorite wee Doggy pal, Carmel. Surely not. He couldn't. Percy is a good kind of a Pig, he just wouldn't do this."

I started crying hysterically on the street. "Carmel, I cried to the store window, "It's me, your SP, talk to me. Woof to me. Look I have one of your beloved raw veggie doggy chews in my pocket, come and get it, please Carmel."