Deep in thought, I took another look in the window. On second thoughts, that wee white fluffy fake dog was kind of adorable.

I crept in and joined the line of ladies, with my head down hoping no one would recognize me, and more importantly no one would pick my dog before I did. But wouldn't you bloody know the girl bang in front of me took my dog. I was totally bummed. Just my luck. I stomped out the store even more disgusted than when I went in.