Puma was offering fake Doggy Dates for ladies a bit like me who had no luck actually securing thier own real live Doggy Date. They even came with their own leads and everything so you just bought one and in typical American Style you were good to go. No cleaning up live poo. No training required. No dog hairs on your Prada coat. The little mites even had their own little fake cute/ grouchy personalities. Sick. Not for me. At least the Vicky Secret SP Free Mini Dogs were not pretending to be anything. They were just cute little gimmicks, not like these pretender dogs.

It was like buying fake flowers. Rather distastful I thought.