Halloween was only a few days away I had to find a cool costume to attract a new better tempered Manly Man.

The lines outside all the costumes stores were miles long. New York was bristling with anticipation for the most anticipated evening of the year, all decent revellers had to look wild, funky,hot, ready for everything. You get my jist. Surely one of them at one of the dozens of parties all over town would go for little old me. But what was I to be? That question was on everyone's mind. Who will I be and how can I be more fabulous than my friends? The pressure was on.