I was lying in a stupor, was it the kiss, the drink, everything was woozy, when a faint child's voice all the way from London cried out "Scottish Princess, wake up, wake up, come back to life, beloved princess. When you wake up you will be a boy and boys will girls and everything will be topsy turvey and turvey topsey and Manly Men will be Girly Girls and Girly Girls will be Manly Men. This I wish for you! Vavoom!"