I gasped, looking up at the ceiling frantically for the Green Jesus Business Man, my hands trying to steady my fall, but all that was there now was a few silver stars , a red moon and a giant floating lipstick. Then I went out cold.
My last thought was Yikes, they must have spiked the water too, hope I get out of here alive..... that lipstick is a pretty color wonder if they have it in a handbag size too...
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Hello, Scottish Princess. I'm Scottish, too, and also living in the US but sadly not NYC (one day I will, though...one day). Apart from Ivor Cutler, Jerry Sadowitz, and my mate, Billy, you are the only Scottish Jewish person I've heard of - but surely there must be more than four of you???
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