"Looking for me baby, I always approach with stealth, I could see you were in distress, don't worry I took care of that pirate for you, your Higness, he will not bother you no more."

"Please, please Princess is quite adequate. What a daring rescue, how can I ever repay you? my hand in marriage seems a very reasonable reward."

"But I am gay, my boyfriend is over there." He pointed at a man with a funny black hat and Santa skirt.

"Off I go,
no task too low,
Super Blue
has work to do,
people to see,
now that you are free."