"Off I go
But first these muscles I show.
I won't be long.
Thank g-d I am not wearing a thong.
Fear not Elves
I approach with stealth,
Super Blue Jew
Will rescue you."

So manly and gallant, manly and strong and all in blue, my favorite color, I must need rescuing myself. Think quickly, SP, Jewish, tall, handsome strong, forget about the elves you have your poor father at home and 92 year old granny waiting on the royal SP kidlets. Surely, someone can abuse you in this unruly lot, ah yes the pirate , quick back over to him.