How about you Madame Queen Blanche, I cried to the Cannes version of the Statue of Liberty Lady, will you listen to my tale?

"Not likely, move along now, you are distracting proper paying passerbys with your whining, now piss off home and get off my patch."

That doesn't sound very French or ladylike but who am I to judge, I thought? Just a simple Scottish Princess like me.

Why will no one listen to me, not in France, New York or even the mutts?