"Come back Princess, we are working on your guest house now, good beach houses always need a guest house, you must know that, where are all the McCousins going to stay when they come visiting? Our dads are famous builders out here, we know what's what."

They had a good point with house prices falling every day now is the right time to grow and expand your Hamptons footprint while the Wall Street bankers are busy nursing their wounds.

"Lads, you will be both be knighted for your services, just make sure all the guest bedrooms have sea views, private dressing rooms and bidets!Now you get back to work whilst this handsome man escorts me somewhere, who knows where, I will be back soon, don't forget lots of sunscreen factor 40 so you don't get burnt as I need you fit and healthy."