"Who is this another Lady in Waiting?"

"Oh no, this is the Staircase Lady, she never moves or talks but keeps an eye on who comes up and down the stairs."

Whatever for, I thought.

"She can have a day off, she looks bored and miserable,can't we move her to help me clear out all this junk. I will never get my own stuff in here it is so cluttered." She is off staircase duty as of now.