Buy pins, brooches, badges!

For those hedge fund whizz kids and ex Woe Street traders and Lehman bankers, don't despair, I know you are feeling the pinch a wee bit now, no need! you too can shop and prop up the economy and do your bit.

No need to buy a crummy t-shirt that all the Joe Six Packs are wearing, actually the Joe Six Packs all support Palin or so she says, that all trendy New Yorkers are wearing. Be discreet, be original, buy a few pins! Way cheaper, you can put lots of holes in your suit jackets as you don't need them anymore anyway! You can sell your Damien Hirst and designer Chinese art and put pins on the walls instead for decoration.

Sometimes, I am just too brillaint. I should be in sales or interior design or advertising or politics or saving the day at the government instead of just a boring old Scottish Princess.