Oh darn, this stall is way better and I am rushing to temple services with Rabbi Bert at the Shul of New York and I want all these t-shirts, you can get the "Yes, We Can," one with Obama doing some weightlifting and showing us he is fit, or the "Obama is the New Black"one or a cute one with his headshot called Progress, or be a bit cute and have a "Hell No"Sarah Palin one.

I want them all , think what they will be worth on Ebay, if the republicans manage to rig the election like last time and he looses. (I did not say that of course he will win, superstar that he is).

The New Yorker had a cartoon last week about a despondant ex Lehman banker consoling his wife whilst staring at his computer in his dining room, "Good news! At least my Lehman 5K run t-shirt just sold on Ebay for $10".

So New Yorkers forget about your pensions and buying new homes and buy t-shirts instead! Probably more valuable and easier to carry when you move out your Brooklyn brownstone to a rented studio in Harlem or Alphabet City.

I think they should let me apply for the Position of Secretary for Financial Stability. So what if I am not one of Paulson's Goldman buddies, I have practical ideas that are easy to carry out.

Buy t-shirts! Buy Pumpkins!

What else should you buy? HHHHmmmmmmmm........................

let me see....