"Hey SP, over here! Come photograph us! Leave that grumpy old codger to grumble into his beer. Just because he is in a snootier part of Brooklyn than us. So what! We are the skeletons of Third Street in Brooklyn and we want to be immortalised in your blog too. We have cobwebs and one of us, mini skelly over there, is hanging on the ghallows, yikes, who is creepier and cooler than us, no one!

We love the Halloween blogs most of all, as every year you always write funny stories about us, way better than stories about doggies, or your failed romances and efforts to save the world that no one cares about anyway, least of all us! We thought you would have been happy with the Equinox skeleton if you had given him a chance instead of being so rude to him." (last year's blog)

Thanks a bunch, guys. That Equinox skeleton was a jerk, not for me.