"Woof Woof! I think it is very sad what has happened to the Santas and Elves and Chimney Sweeps in this town and seeing them take up these lowly jobs is devastating but one must move with the times. Look at me, I have my own Santa outfit. I know Santa will not visit me this year so I took a pragmatic approach and say to hell with it, I will be my own Santa, be self sufficient. I have some yummy raw doggy treats in my hood from Pure Foods on 23rd Street and Grammercy Park and I am good to go."