"I used to be the Chairman of Lehman Brothers and now I am a hobo clown without two cents to rub together."

"Aaww, you look like someone I once knew, Captain Dave. Cheer up hobo, here's a smooch to send you on your merry way."

"Smooch, I need $50,000, consider my monthly overheads with nanny, house in the Hamptons, Ivy League school fees for the brats, park avenue doormen to take care of and you give me a smooch. Hand over that 3g and get me another g and t," said the hobo with his empty drink in his hand.