"Looking for some Christmas Cheer? When I saw no one was getting gifts I decided to be a gift myself and now you get me at the end of your tree in the morning, nice huh?" said the Christmas Present.

"So why are you here then and not with some deserving family?"I asked the Christmas Present.

"Because the family returned me...sob sob." He wailed. "Do you want a nice holiday gift, when you open me up there are lots of goodies to explore inside."

I'll bet.