"Think you can find a Santa in January, good luck, SP. There ain't no more jolly wee elfies around neither.

Yes, we all remember last year when you and the Super Blue Jew rescued those little Home Depot Kidnapped Elves Suckerinoos. Elves were pretty much banned this year as noone bothered making Christmas lists so they weren't needed. Everyone was too broke. All the New York kids got in their stockings were tangerines and raisens. Circuit City went bankrupt remember. No ipods,iphones, gameboys to be had. Macys was shut most of Christmas. Christmas is over and if you want to find a cute wee elf then the best you can get these days is me!! Har! Har! Har!Bet you'd love to wake up with me at the foot of your four poster princess white silk sheets bed! Get Real, lass.

Dreams are a thing of the past. Now all people want to do is SURVIVE. Pity about that 7.2% unemployment rate, biggest in ten thousand years according to some smartypants economist big mouth twathead out there.Who has time for dreams, Suckerinoo! Nada personnes. Har! Har!

Go find Santa if you can, Guess what princess, your movie started without you......"

Gosh what a horrible wee Beastie Elf, did you see the pointy, sharp gnashers on it too and evil red demon eyes, Yikes. Where are the cutsey elves from last year? I know people still dream, I mean I am still dreaming my Prince Charming Shidduch will find me and so are all of my friends for that matter. If that is not a dream then what is.