First it is not even Halloween yet let alone Christmas, he is one holiday early. Everyone knows you don't wear a Santa hat before Halloween, it is simply not done.
Two- what is with the mardi gras beads. Lame costume. Duh! You would never get into a Kostume Kult party with a half assed costume like that. The alien research team should have been a bit more savvy. I mean that is just mean and not doing your homework, basic stuff, even aliens should know.
However, he was a real alien and even though he was on the wee bit picante side, being an alien did make him cool so I snogged him. Well by that stage all the others had either gone to sleep or were snogging other ladies so my options were running low.
His breathe was a bit putrid, to be expected, green smoke came out his mouth when he kissed too but his fluffy Santa hat did grow on me and it kept me warm so I considered all in all it was a good night at least I got some action.
The fact that he was an alien however definately made him " GU." Geographically unsuitable - so therefore I knew it was unlikely he would be my Halloween date or my date for the office holiday party ( yet another office party I have to brave alone although I have till December to find a date so why loose hope in October?) still a smooch is a smooch midget alien or not.
-- Posted from my iPhone
No comments:
Post a Comment