The Bergdrof Goodman windows are exceptional this year, and what struck me so profoundly is that the beautiful elegant women in the latest designer fashions were all paired off with animals rather than real men. In my blog I have been noting for many years now that the dearth of single, attractive men in New York, has driven women, many like myself, to entertain options in the animal kingdom as a sensible dating alternative. Doggy dates were all the rage a few years ago but it being the holiday season, polar bears are now hot to trot.

This lucky gal has two manly tall escorts, fierce, protecting her from puddles, making sure she gets into restaurants she wants,skipping lines in front of clubs and generally giving her an elegant, distinctive look, most eyecatching and original. If sleazy guys annoy her , she can simply flicker her eyes and the polar bears finish him off with a roar and a slash of their giant furry paws.

Also being a New Yorker so therefore clad in black, their gleaming white show off her clothes to perfection.

"Ah but what about dinner conversation with the bears?"

Thanks to new technology created by the cartoon team of Up, the bears wear special collars when our lady wants to talk to them that will allow them to talk, mostly though she prefers peace and quiet and only a few well placed roars,if a taxi has it's off duty light on and she needs a ride.

Is this the future for our despairing single gals out there?