"Ha, I said you are not Security, you don't fool me, you are some wierd Freddie Ghandi art sculpture and what's with the white finger puppets anyway and if you are security why aren't you wearing a black suit, eh. No one fools the SP, Freddie Ghandi Finger Face, now beat it.

"Aaawww the cheek I have these finger pads so I can put the red stickers on the chairs without damaging them, they are worth about $20,000 each you know."
"$11,500 to me. Now if you will excuse me, I have to run."

"Rufus, Rufus, get her she owes us lots of dosh," he snarled, glaring at me.