I popped around the corner desperatly looking for a back door and fire escape to save me $11,500 which I had since decided could be more sensibly spent on a few Missoni bikinis for the Hamptons

"Young Lady, where do you think you are going, I understand you will be purchasing the Porridge Chair from us, I am Security for the gallery and this is not an exit. We accept all cards here so what will it be? Amex or Visa?"