SP, did I see you chatting up my boyfriend that looser wanker egghead sleazeball lying in the grass ?

I told him to behave last night and he tried to get in the knickers of all the female patrons and caused a total ruckus. We had to fire him for sexual harrassment. Well I am sorry when I tried to help him shave my knife slipped. Oh, oops. Silly me. If I was you, I would not chat one more second to him or you may find you may have a wee teensy weensy accidenty, nothing serious. But leave my guy alone, get it. Find your own guy.

It wasn't my fault he started it, I whined in self defense, but she just kept sharpening her knife.

Well, let's see the next room I said cheerfully and moving on.